Recently, I had a highly intellectual conversation with my cousin, Becca; we discussed what we like to do to cope with depression. My cousin mentioned she likes eating copious amounts of sugar while watching Hanaha Montana. I,on the other hand, prefer to turn all that negative emotion into something productive: felony business fraud. And here are a few reasons why :
1. Anyone who has ever been someone has committed business fraud of some sort(i.e. Martha Stewart)
2. As a future multi-million dollar business mogul and stay-at- home parent, I try to emulate Miss Stewart in every way
3. I think that's enough reasons to commit business fraud.
For those of you who aren't quite as experienced as Martha and I(I'm on a first name basis with her by the way), here is a step-by-step guide on how to commit medicare fraud. You have to start somewhere.
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